關于母親節!!!
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期日, 5月 11, 2008我會同我老母無大無小。。人家叫自己de媽媽叫 : 媽 , 媽子 , 媽咪 , 咪。。。等等
我就叫:事頭婆 。。。
不過我們de關系很好很好,不過今年我買左2朵康乃馨俾我兩個老母 ( 契媽LoL ),我發覺應該是人大左變到無甘關心d甘ge日子。。。 不過我覺得我每天睡醒有她在就已經很好啦
我捻我應該檢討下自己。。。不過幸好我都唔會點惹我de事頭婆嬲我ge。。。后祝天下老母開心過個快樂母親節
泰國之旅 02/05/08 ~ 04/05/08
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期三, 5月 07, 2008話說我們一團6人從棘龍坡出發到達泰國邊界(Sadao Custom) , 一入閘就俾人問:要唔要車啊。。。, 你地有無book酒店啊。。我有平啊 !!(經過一輪口水戰, 我們決定幫條粉腸租van)
條 Driver 叫 : 阿畢
講真LoL, 我們真係好鬼死肚餓!! 一到 hatyai 就馬上搵野咬!!
我們搵到點心。。。。我們6人就吃左 41 籠 , 另加 3 碗 Bakuteh 。。。漲到嘔 !!
不過d點心同我上次來就貴左d。。不過算啦!! 過后吃飽就去酒店 check-in 同埋準備去拜拜!!
我們先去遠近馳名de四面佛拜拜 。。。再+上燒埋炮仗。。。bang的衰氣去(不過我唔識講泰文。。唔知道四面佛會晤會保佑保佑 )。。。嘻嘻過后就再上另外ge大佛寺拜拜。。。順便影影相。
再去拜埋觀音。。。( 癡左線。。好像從未拜過神甘!!!講真Lol,真係拜到你驚)過后阿畢就載我們去宋卡府de沙灘行下!! 頂 ! 熱到癡肺!我既然系一日之內沖3次涼都仲未減到我de熱氣。。。系輛車有冷氣吹都會飆汗。。。。。有少少脫水de感覺。。
奔騰左半天 , 返酒店沖涼就準備去看 Show ( 我以為 tiger show ) 條啊畢竟然火我們。我們吃飽泰餐就埋位等Show 。。。
感覺上d show 好似很大眾化甘(有男有女有竇記)。。。襯未開show咪去個廁所lOl , 一進到去就睇到6條友坐系度。。。感覺上係d staft 躲在廁所煲煙。。去完就去洗洗手LoL , 點知睇到3條友企起身就走埋來, 我仲以為‘老笠’添, 點知1條友來幫我膊頭message ,1條就幫我小腿message , 1條就攞熱毛巾俾你抹手。。。哇嗮(嚇到)@.@ 凸 過后仲攤大ge手板攞 tips , @#¥%……&× (度蘭)
一返埋位我就同班friend講有甘ge事, 叫他們小心或準備散錢。。個show都就好睇。。不過就唔系tiger show , 係人妖show T_T (我尻)。。。散場過后一到大門口就見到剛才做show de 人妖排嗮一字長蛇陣甘系門口同人攞 tips (咩人來ge@#¥%…… 我吊凸 )
過后就等個啊畢來兜我們。。。等左25~30 分鐘他都未來,我們就無吊,搭 tut tut返酒店 , 在回酒店途中剛剛就見都他輛van 過 。。。。一於無理。。俾他搵我們。酒店過后我們就再出去打算去d 按摩中心按摩按摩 !!睇到啊畢在酒店門口等我們。。。我們咪插狗他咯,過后他就介紹個按摩中心俾我們去。。。甘啊畢de包車費就完Lol ( 甘差d servies 更係無tips 啦)
第一天完畢報告!!by 美祿猜
瞓醒企身更係醫肚LOl , 咪走去pasar 睇有咩咬。。。選下選下選左ge炸雞飯吃。。。普通料
今天因為無啊畢de接載所以咪自由行LoL ,整個早上系PASAR行來行去。。買下D手信同自己de衫褲。。。不過真係熱到抽筋。。差點中暑客死異鄉。。。
下午我終于都有機會試下泰國 Mc D 。。(皆因有豬扒包)。。發生左D少少意外。。我唔知道泰國de Mc D大裝ge甘蘭大。。。。俾班friend噻左我一輪。。。間野同KL D廣場甘上下。。。唔咩野做就全部回酒店休息下。。沖下tube bath LoL 。。。
Tube Bath 玩就緊是去按摩LoL .....(有種感覺叫 : 唔噻做真是好 )搞掂就去吃晚餐LoL 。。(好像兩天已經吃同嘆 )。。。。
我friends買份中國報來看價值 rm 4 。。。。(來路貨瓜) 吃飽都是走走下。。。
我基本上我都唔知點寫我de假期。。。因為唔知寫D麼。。。算LoL 粗粗地寫下LoL
手信系列(送俾同我攞手信de人) :
我打算學泰拳 : Ong Bak III
我de公司包!!!
四大降頭鎖匙扣
泰國迷你視水宗
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这排衰到痹啊(無敵破財法) ~~~~T_T(完結篇)
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期日, 5月 04, 2008講返d ‘馬打’正是做野有頭威,無尾陣 , 話星期日call 我都無call來 , 我看條賊都係放左出來的啦
。。。唯有算自己衰嗨咯!!!
四個字形容馬來西亞de ‘ 馬打’ : 不了了事!
我係地獄黑仔王 !!!!
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期三, 4月 23, 2008以下勁衰破財法 :
星期三 16-04-08 壞車 修理費 : RM274
星期四 18-04-08 荷包被偷損失 : RM2k ++
星期二 22-04-08 我de車被樹干瓣到 : 未詳
你們有Commnet 嗎 ?
我架車比樹干辦到 。。。。。。T_T ( 衰 )
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期三, 4月 23, 2008
傷害程度 : 車尾右邊 T_T ( 衰 )
老細所謂de樹枝 ?有無甘大祿
大頭特寫 !!
这排衰到痹啊(無敵破財法) ~~~~T_T(中集)
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期日, 4月 20, 2008電話響。。。。。。
我 : Hello ...
CC工作人員de 阿德 :喂,你得閑過一過來CC無, 個條友出現左。。
我 :馬上飛過來。。。(到左問阿德系邊)
CC Counter : 他出去了。。。幫你去看條友去左哪里。。。
我 :唔該。。。。
阿德 : 我剛剛幫你在附近看他有系無。。。
我 : 有見到無 。。。
阿德 : 我老細駕車去左跟吊住‘他’尾。。。
我 : (打俾阿德de老細 Ken )
我 : Ken , 系邊。。。
Ken : 我駕車跟到去到何清園,他過左橋,我跟唔到 。。。。我幫你去兜下何清園。。
電話響。。。。。。。。
Ken : 條友在何清園MAYBANK附近de石凳坐低左。
我 : 馬上到 (叫老豆駕車載我去 )
我 : Ken , 你系邊 , 我到左Maybank
我 : 好 。。。。。
之后Ken帶我到‘他坐de地方’ 。。。。
我兜個圈過去 。。。。。。
我 : 靚仔 , 你拿左我de荷包拿返出來
賊 : 你講咩啊 。。。。我無拿過啊 ( 眼神飄忽)
我 : 無相干 。。。。你跟我去 BALAI 才講 。。
P.S : 他剛剛脫鞋(可能有沙吧)
賊 : (穿回鞋子中 、。。) 我在賊de左手邊 , 我老豆在右 ,Ken 在他面前 ( 怕他發爛砸跑掉)
, 他一企起身我就捉住它de衣領 , 我老豆捉他de褲頭(后面) 。。。
我 : 我有CCTV做證de
賊 : 有 。。。
我 : 荷包在邊
賊 : 丟左系Longkang
我 : 你搵de返就無甘大禍。。。。。搵唔返你就大蘭禍 。
上車后 。。
我 : 吊你老X , 看蘭到我荷包掉在我腳下都唔蘭同我講 , 仲要拿條狗腳撩出來袋埋落袋啊
( 星狗條賊幾巴俾他醒 。。。)
我 : 你屋企人呢 。。。。講啊 ( 再星 。。。。)
賊 : 好久無聯絡左 。。。
我 : 有電話無 , 打俾他 。。。。。。。
賊 : 無。。。。。
我 : (再星 。。。。。)
到左賊丟我荷包de地方 。。。
我 : 在邊 。。。。。
賊 : 這里 。。
我 : 落去搵啦。。。(推他de頭入LongKang 叫他看。。。。。)
搵左4 個 Longkang洞后。。。
我 : Ok , 現在無 。。。你想點Settle ,一,叫你屋企人來 或丟你進 Balai
賊 : 我很久無聯絡他們左 。。。
我 : 上車 , 載你去 Balai。。。。
再星 。。。。。( !@#¥%……&×(@#¥%……&)
去到Balai 就辦手續講我捉到條笨賊。。。。。
搞到5am都未搞點 。。。。。。。又講星期日錄口供 。。。點知無聲無氣。。。
有最新消息肯定Post上來 。。。。
條友都幾樣衰,d仆街有野唔蘭去做。。。要做賊。。呸
各位有住檳城de朋友 ,幫我個忙去以上de地址通知下他的家人 。。。。
下集還沒開拍,可能'他'有轉機。。
1 x Original LV Wallet ( 巴黎de紀念品 )
Rm 129 Cash
35 Pound Sterling
75 Euro
其他包括信用卡。。。。
損失估計 : RM 2XXX
这排衰到痹啊(無敵破財法) ~~~~T_T(上集)
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期四, 4月 17, 2008點解我甘講 。。。。我星期三架車de電箱掛左,害我淋雨幫‘他’揾醫生~~~整一整 。。Rm274 飛走左。。。。駕車回家,心情勁差。。。以為算啦 。。。。
破財破財啊!!!
事件發生時間 : 星期4 晚上 1am~3am :
星期四晚约左d friends 饮野。。过后咪上CC 上个网同埋check埋mail咯。。。我都唔知道几时de时候,我摸摸个裤袋,发觉我de荷包(老細,我de巴黎紀念品LoL)不见啦,我马上问我個friends 有无拿到(叫他唔要玩d甘de野)。。确认后唔是玩笑就心情直插谷底。。。。
过后我走埋去counter度问他可以开CCTV看下无(唯一de希望,點知只有老細才可以開門)我為有在等LoL。。等到 4.xx am 都咪見人我就說明天早上LoL 。。
睡到 8am 。。。。
睡醒洗個面就走出去看老板來左咪。。。。(Counter Boy 講還未 。。。)
然后留下電話后去打包回家吃早餐。。。差不多9am老細來,我接到電話就過去。。
老細 : 我看左個CCTV 。。是一個有來過de人拿左 。
衰運MiLo仔 : 你認得他無。。。。
老細 :認得。。。。他有來過幾次左,不過無打機de。。。。
衰運MiLo仔 : 甘你可以Burn個CD COPY 俾我無。。。。
老細 : 得。。。。你遲點過來拿 。。。
衰運MiLo仔 : 甘麻煩你同你班伙計講聲幫幫手留意下有出現無,有de話打俾我,我立刻飛過來 。。。
老細 : 得。。。。
P.S :看返CCTV才知道是我de錢包掉在我前面然后給‘他’用腳撩出來再蹲下拿。。。。
過后去報警。。。。。。
KL ’精彩‘ 人生
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期一, 4月 14, 2008债仔讲de野信你都会死啊/Dun Trust Debtor !!!
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期六, 4月 12, 2008我看左三国学会左句对白 ‘ 虽我负(欠)天下人 , 莫天下人负(欠)我 ’ 用在de债仔身上都几适合。。。。哈哈 , 有人说过 : ‘哥前哥后三分险,蹜前蹜后想借钱’ 原来真的是有影de , 未借到時就话都几惨几穷 , 借左就影都无见 , 叫他还钱就好像我掉返转头我欠他钱甘。。。要好声好气甘(中你老味de番薯) 。。。债仔你话几凶啦 。。。。。
嗨~~~就当300俾di人买席盖咯。。。。。。
各位網友 : 請認清楚這條粉腸 ( BENNY CHEN ) , 他活動范圍在KL ,唔好俾他de話所騙。
請‘介紹’俾你de好朋友認識。
社交圈子 : 報章上de交友欄 , 同事 , 埋來就借 。
左右銘 : 有借唔還上等人 , 無錢點還 ( 有錢交租,有錢同女友吃飯,有錢sms俾di女,系無錢還 )
之前de POST : http://alex--tan.blogspot.com/2008/03/to-all-debtor.html
他人de blog / 部落格
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期五, 4月 11, 2008Haiz T_T , 我公司de設計師還沒請到 。。。。
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期四, 4月 10, 2008你們看到我電腦有閃閃下嘛? 你們猜下是什么東東 !
《三國》 OFFICE 臺
~借手大法~
强调 : 唔是观音手 , 是假人手 。。。。
Poor ......好窮
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期一, 4月 07, 2008Family ? 家族 ?
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期二, 4月 01, 2008這排悶到抽筋, 抽完再抽 / Damm Fucking Bored ~~~
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期一, 3月 31, 2008Now i was always go CC play some LAN game .......with my bro and tht all guy was damm funny , coz when i was playing the games i can kill my time easily ....like yesterday play until nearly 3am ....then 8am want to wake up working lol .......if i dun go CC play games ...i also dun know wht i can do .....maybe go to mamak and teach my bro Autucad And 3DMax .... 2nd Of May i got trip want to go lol but the company still dun haven't vacancy the new guy/girl .....i maybe cannot go tht trip LoL .....I viewing my analyse of nuffnang.com and see my blog was viewing was so slow ......haiz ....y no ppl click my ads and viewing my blog de ....or i maybe my blog is tht worse !
If ALL viewer got any suggest or complain let me know lol ......thx
2nd PainBall WAR At Sg Buluh (Mud Teckker) / 二次自己人大戰
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期一, 3月 24, 2008
WARZONE PLAN( Mud Trekker )After we just wait thing at SongWai House and waitng the most 姿整 de ppl MokKamCheong , so we just wait he until 1pm ......so fuck lol , after we waiting the fucker come liao then move out lol ,
Then car lead is Daniel(Houshit 耗屎 )becoz he got GPS so lead lol , but accident is tht GPS cannot show he detail so we all losing my way .....solution way is find the police station and ask the way ^.^
HAha finally we all see the signboard lol , see like a old style kampung house .....maybe night got ghost come and bite my ass wakakaka ... we jsut walk though and see 1 camp , inside got so ppl pretend the army force (seen like is pro player ....)we cont and walk see the Noob Camp ( my mind ) but there is not only us , still got so noob like us coz there wearing like 雜牌軍/Rookie Mix dressing , after we unload all the belonging and the same camp de ppl was go out to playing the games ......
Haha , no much talking to other , same as us playing , no much different , after they finish playing , now turn to pro-player to play , walou , they marker are nice and expensive (guess) fully reloaded and the Marshall start count down .....3 2 1 game on ...
we at safe zone and see they fighting ....is exciting , they was shooting like crazy ....is horrible if they shot on u body part ...u even cannot imagine how they fast to catch up the location and i was feel like real army was fighting .....bang bang bang bang ........ Marshall see whos was hit and called them out .... is so good the safe zone in the WAR ZONE middle ........then game end becoz time up ..... haha finally we turn lol
We split up 2 team ( 7 player VS 8 player )
As normal 3 2 1 game on and rush to point and find change to attack them ...i was attack from right side and slowly move up ...tht TOWER got ppl wasn defending at there , is so hard to move up if dun take them down ..... i was nearly the ROUND BUNKER and see MR HO(KenCow) stanfing was so 'handsome ' aim and take the shot ....shit , he saw me and return fire ..i was HIT .....put ur hand up and get out ......P.S : DaiGou was Tech Problem and he marker was fall and the bullet was fall , so he also get out when the game on ...hehe bad luck ....
Other was fightng at outside , FeiHong , SongWai And YuZhou was attack from left side , the WASTE HOUSE was UNDEFENDED wahahaha , the 3 ppl was running into WASTE HOUSE and having a good post and kill them all ...haha is so good 1st round we WIN ...... 1st round over and move back the rookie camp and rest , other ppl team ( rookie ) was make them ass out and play ....is normal as us lol , no too much thing was write ....hehe
Wooooo the pro-player was play in 2nd round .....is good too see them playing , teamwork was good and really upload with the good marker and suit .....one word : Song 爽
Hehehe ...2nd round for us was stat again ....we have change to upside as defender ...now me and YuZhou as a 2 ppl team and attack from left side (waste house ) this time the enemy was smarter tht 1st time and sent 2 ppl also .... haha is easy to take them down ....( HouShit And Unknow) we cont move to back silently and strike them ...hehe we success also and see them aiming at front , we take down KamCheong And Exin ... then see Yen also but she re tun fire so we just fall back .....i just run to back side and wish to strike she from back and i was make tht , unlucky i was to rush and dun see KamCheong GF ( Yin) at there duck and waiting for me ...i was HIT again .....and out also ....2nd Games was over and inside the camp and rest ....
P.S Me And YuZhou strike them from back is really Souk 超爽
haha now this os the last time the rookie team playing and with the pro-player but is mix teammate lol ofcoz ....or if not them all will get RIP ..
As 2 games above .......hard and feeling them gt the real war ......(they maybe put so much $$$ and the equipment )
Hehe we play again and the KamCheong Suggest we just playing 1 side (right side ) coz they teammate cannot cover both side ......so we try lol
321 game on and fight , we slowly move up and is hard to attack coz the have the high tower and we cannot attack so clearly ... just wait he change but they seen dun give u change and keep firing us ..... teammate was hit 1 by 1 and out include me also .....only leave SongWai and Eugene to fighting , he enemy team also not leave so much ppl ..... SongWai and Eugene was shooting the enemy and win tht games .....hehe tht SongWai Was good in shooting
Body Part : Many Include me .....
<== SongWai : Is Really HURT , I think Alex hear to cover me @#$%^&*(*&^
<== We R The Noob Player
<== Exin : I want Revenge........
<== Janice : All no 'SAYANG' ladies de .....Wuuuuu~~~
<== Alex : KenCow , Ur Deadline Is coming , Show Ur Dick On Ur Head ............
< == Marshall ( Staft Of Mud Teckker )
LINK :
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=17656&id=656826167 ( Tag Version . Facebook )
http://www.friendster.com/viewphotos.php?a=324655746 ( Friendster Version )
Did U suddenly feel So DOWN ., 我很操
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期六, 3月 22, 2008I also y i suddenly feel down until my girl also can see from my face ...but i was nothing at tht time , just feel need to take a rest on my mind and listen some music ( maybe i was too much talkative in front my girl then she maybe think i was sick ........)
Tht feeling was so bad ...wish to taking someone to scold something like tht ..(很操)
Hope anyone see tht topic and can reply me at msg board and tell me the answer lol ..
Did U 'LUCKY'
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期五, 3月 21, 2008just want to know who play the snooker (lucky) from the start ..
Daxx Bored Life 苦命的我
寫By @Lex 旦 係 星期三, 3月 19, 2008How , anyone can tech me how to life with colourful a bit ah ~~~
Unfortunly i was a small small worker in this world and the salary was limited . i cannot do anything wht i like ....
i like travel around , eating around , play around and fool around ......and luv to hang out with gang also ...


